*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*
I love waking up to find strangers sleeping on my couch.
I hate how a couple of exam papers depend where you will be placed for the next few years
Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad