captain-parrish:

Oh darling, stars never pay.

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veileddeath:

I think I speak for everyone when I say no clown will be trusted after this season

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Watching AHS: Freak Show Like
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  • Employee: you have to pay for that
  • Me: Stars never pay
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    laymansterms12:

    This show takes place in a true place of horror…FLORIDA

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    pouted:

    my snapchat feed be like

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    cybercum:

    *hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

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    A progression of bad language

    hawlmuchalucha:

    deans-left-buttcheek:

    Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
    Elementary school: What the heck.
    Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
    High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

    College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

    (Source: hyvel)

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